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Apr. 27th, 2012 11:29 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
plz_gtfo_dragon[Valmont clicks on his communicator with an easy grace and reveals that he is... chilling in a set of elegant, silk pajamas. Rest assured, this is not a man who tends to make posts without being meticulously well put together, but right now he looks like he literally just got out of bed.
He stretches his arms up over his head and smiles languidly.]
Good morning Barge, did you all sleep well? My god but I'm glad that we get our rooms from back home here, because my bed is incredible. I'd actually forgotten what a good night's sleep could feel like for a while there, thanks to Mr. Perry 'Night Terrors' Dawsey living right next door for all these months, but right now I feel absolutely spectacular.
[Dropping his arms down, he purses his lips a little thoughtfully.]
I've been thinking, when I graduate, the first thing I'm going to do is join a proper gym. The kind with a steam room, thank you very much. What about all of you? I don't really care about people's plans to go into politics or join the police force or become wardens, but there must be certain luxuries you're all looking forward to getting back? Let's talk about those.
[ooc: Valmont is hideously affected and wants to chat about his private life, AND ABOUT YOURS!]
He stretches his arms up over his head and smiles languidly.]
Good morning Barge, did you all sleep well? My god but I'm glad that we get our rooms from back home here, because my bed is incredible. I'd actually forgotten what a good night's sleep could feel like for a while there, thanks to Mr. Perry 'Night Terrors' Dawsey living right next door for all these months, but right now I feel absolutely spectacular.
[Dropping his arms down, he purses his lips a little thoughtfully.]
I've been thinking, when I graduate, the first thing I'm going to do is join a proper gym. The kind with a steam room, thank you very much. What about all of you? I don't really care about people's plans to go into politics or join the police force or become wardens, but there must be certain luxuries you're all looking forward to getting back? Let's talk about those.
[ooc: Valmont is hideously affected and wants to chat about his private life, AND ABOUT YOURS!]
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Date: 2012-04-27 11:18 am (UTC)Ba Sing Se has produced some excellent masseuses. I believe I will make an appointment shortly after I return home.
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Date: 2012-04-27 11:21 am (UTC)[Pauuuuuuse]
Then again, you might be better off waiting. To evade the thin veil of awkwardness which covers everything he touches.
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Date: 2012-04-27 11:51 am (UTC)[He trails off there, expression somewhat thoughtful.]
I wouldn't bet on it though. I do think I've changed a lot being here.
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Date: 2012-04-27 11:59 am (UTC)How long you stay here is your decision and yours alone. You do not have to be stuck here for the rest of time if you can choose to pursue a means of living your life that will not bring you back here.
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Date: 2012-04-27 11:23 am (UTC)[HEY VALMONT have a surprisingly reasonable Richie!]
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Date: 2012-04-27 11:37 am (UTC)[HEY RICHIE. Have some unnecessarily honest sass.]
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Date: 2012-04-27 12:10 pm (UTC)[HOORAY FOR HONEST SASS, Richie is unbothered by it, but he appreciates your opinion...?]
But seriously though. Sitting in a steam room? Company aside, what's the point anyway?
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Date: 2012-04-27 12:42 pm (UTC)There are all kinds of reasons. They clear the pores, and your respiratory system, the heat stimulates your immune system, and they loosen up your muscles and help you to relax.
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Date: 2012-04-27 12:42 pm (UTC)You writin' a column for Pampered Ass magazine or something?
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Date: 2012-04-27 12:47 pm (UTC)Anyway, let me take a wild guess at your plans for graduation: [In his best 'southern hick' accent:] crack open a crate of piss week beer and slug some of those bitches down while sitting in the back of your Pa's pickup truck!
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Date: 2012-04-27 01:14 pm (UTC)Yeah. Yeah, that's hilarious.
Sounds to me like you're real eager to read an ode to my fist, Barbie.
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Date: 2012-04-27 01:18 pm (UTC)You want to tread carefully here, Action Man. You're not in some backwater bar picking a fight with a fellow drunken hick anymore.
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Date: 2012-04-27 05:51 pm (UTC)Don't you have any friends as it is?
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Date: 2012-04-27 05:57 pm (UTC)I never really had friends before. I think people didn't like me when I was alive because they thought I was weird, or a freak or something. Because I can talk to computers.
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Date: 2012-04-27 08:16 pm (UTC)I'm looking forward to having an entire agency of well trained spies and special forces officers at my beck and call again. And sound-proof walls will be nice as well. [Being quiet all the time so as not to disturb the neighbours is a drag.]