Audio - STUPID CURSE :CCCC
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plz_gtfo_dragon[Audio clicks on, and in the background there's the sound of fire crackling merrily away. By contrast, when Valmont speaks he does not sound merry, not at all, his voice is raw, and a little breathless.]
I-- I need a fire extinguisher!
[He coughs, hard, then there's the sound of a door slamming, and the crackling of flames dies down slightly.]
God, this-- this is ridiculous! You lot-- you're always going on about being wizards and doing magic and putting hexes on each other, aren't you? Well I am now at the point where Shendu is endangering my life with his continued presence, and I need a fucking exorcis--
[He is very abruptly cut off by a furious roar:] BETRAYER! YOU SHALL SEE HOW I ENDANGER YOUR LIFE!
[There's a loud clatter as the communicator is thrown at the wall (yeah, these two, do that... kind of a lot.) before it goes dead.]
I-- I need a fire extinguisher!
[He coughs, hard, then there's the sound of a door slamming, and the crackling of flames dies down slightly.]
God, this-- this is ridiculous! You lot-- you're always going on about being wizards and doing magic and putting hexes on each other, aren't you? Well I am now at the point where Shendu is endangering my life with his continued presence, and I need a fucking exorcis--
[He is very abruptly cut off by a furious roar:] BETRAYER! YOU SHALL SEE HOW I ENDANGER YOUR LIFE!
[There's a loud clatter as the communicator is thrown at the wall (yeah, these two, do that... kind of a lot.) before it goes dead.]
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Date: 2011-07-09 06:05 am (UTC)Usually I don't.
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Date: 2011-07-11 08:43 am (UTC)Why don't you get your own damn body? If it could, it would - a host is an act of desperation.
You'd rather stay here forever? Better exist somewhere than nowhere at all.
What good will killing your host do? He'll come back, and afterwards he'll think twice about trying to maintain control.
There's no practical reason that he shouldn't be doing this.]
Where's your warden?
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Date: 2011-07-11 08:59 am (UTC)[Shendu gets the body, Valmont gets the warden, Arthas gets a nasty smile.]
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Date: 2011-07-09 04:14 pm (UTC)He coughs a little when he approaches his Inmate's cabin, seeing smoke trickling from around the door.]
Valmont. Are you hurt?
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Date: 2011-07-09 04:34 pm (UTC)Stay back, Warden! Or he will be!
[It's a pretty idle threat, since Shendu isn't sure how he can significantly threaten Valmont without hurting himself in the process. His skin is smudged with ash, and his hands and forearms are red and shining with burns from whatever it was that passed in his cabin.]
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Date: 2011-07-09 04:44 pm (UTC)May I put out the fire before it spreads?
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Date: 2011-07-09 04:53 pm (UTC)[Shendu snarls irritably, and... yep, even as he's saying that, there's a small curl of fire coming out of his mouth. Unlike Valmont, he's not freaked out enough to try and stop it by covering his mouth with his hands. Still, he is a dick, so he turns around to stalk off down the corridor, away from Iroh, to accidentally cause fires where-ere he goes.]
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Date: 2011-07-09 05:02 pm (UTC)Lord Shendu, it is dangerous to everyone for you to be wandering around as you are. Yourself included.
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Date: 2011-07-09 05:36 pm (UTC)You do me a disservice, Warden, to act as though my confinement here holds me to the rules of your kinds suffering! I revel in this!
[Doesn't really sound like he's reveling in this, his voice has risen to a shriek, and he inhales, preparing to send a gust of fire into the warden's face.]
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Date: 2011-07-09 06:02 pm (UTC)And now he's just going to keep talking like that didn't happen.]
You share a body with Valmont, Lord Shendu, and it is more easily damaged than your own. Perhaps you can disregard his injuries now, but that will not remain true as they grow worse.
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Date: 2011-07-09 06:32 pm (UTC)Sorcery! You have prepared for this day, Iroh, traitor to the Fire Nation! And for your insolence you shall feel a dragons fury!
[...More accidental fire breathing there, and yeah, he didn't even listen to your precious logic, because bitch, Valmont wants to exorcise him and you're stopping him from going on firey rampages and he is taking no more of this shit! Shendu falls automatically into some unearthly battle stance, and slices one leg out to try and bring Iroh's out from beneath him.]
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